Last night my wife shoved some beads up my ass, promising me an explosive orgasm.
The next thing I know, I'm in the emergency room, a doctor is yanking out the beads, and I'm coming like a house on fire.
I only wish my parents weren't there.

- Mike Topp

Agony Column

I
stutter
badly.
Should
I
tell
my
fiance?

- Mike Topp