By Bob Black

Like many others, I honor the extraordinary French contribution to civilization. We need a way to keep the contribution and dispense with the French. Perhaps they could be kept under house arrest and only let out under supervision-doubtless the Germans could attend to this-to write books, cook meals and oversee the hogs as they root out the truffles.Why the French are such puds is hard to figure. Once they cut a great figure in the world when it was small. → Read more