by Shane Cooper

It was about 6:30 pm when I noticed I was hungry again. I got out of the car and started walking around Venice Beach. After not a whole lot of luck finding an ATM, I noticed a college type guy heading down into an alley by Pick-n-Save, so I decided he'd be the guy and I followed him. I got right up behind him before he noticed me. He turned around and said "Yes?" I said "Excuse me, but can you come here, I'm going to kick your ass." He looked scared, I stepped closer, and punched him in the neck. He fell over, and I knelt down and bashed his head again and again on the slimy concrete in the forming pool of his own blood. I then kicked his now soft skull repeatedly against the brick wall, being carefull not to cake up the bottoms of my shoes with skin. "That'll do." → Read more